imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”
when ur song come on and ur six drinks deep
Death Cab For Cutie
Transatlanticism - Death Cab For Cutie
I need you so much closer.
- Baby: M-m
- Mom: Mama?
- Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
babies screaming when you’re out shopping
BITCH U BETTA GO AWF
list of states that don’t exist:
north & south dakota
- soda can: HSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
- me: chill
let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”